Commentators now get creative

Monday, April 27th, 2020 00:00 |
Legendary English football commentator Martin Tyler at work with Sky Sports during a past match. Photo/COURTESY

London, Sunday

With virtually no sport being played anywhere in the world due to the pandemic, under-employed TV pundits are keeping the sporting public amused with social media commentary on the more mundane aspects of life.

BBC commentator Andrew Cotter has worked at the Olympics and Wimbledon, but during the health crisis he has kept his voice in action by focusing on his two labradors, Olive and Mabel.

Cotter took to Twitter to share a commentary on his dogs as they munched from separate food bowls -- “Olive, focused, relentless, tasting.

Nothing left but the bowl to lick now. Great rivals but great friends. You see the swapping of bowls there at the end.”

His post of the eating contest has been viewed by more than 10 million people and was retweeted by Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds.

A follow-up effort featuring the dogs fighting over an orange rubber bone -- “So into the final minute and Olive in possession, but this is where Mabel is strong, chasing the game, using that intensity” -- has been watched 18.4 million times.

“It just shows how much we are all missing sport and what we term ‘normal life’. We absolutely take it for granted and we are at last realising that,” Cotter said.

Freelance rugby commentator Nick Heath, who usually works for the BBC and Sky, has gone viral with his hilarious “life commentaries” while sport is on hold.

Filming people going about their business in south London, Heath gives the run-of-the-mill activities a tongue-in-cheek sports flavour.

His many comedic gems include people crossing the road to his excitable voiceover -- “Crossroad dash, light turns to red, we wait for the beeps, there they are.

“Now then, JD Sports man, he’s got a decent start, leggings on the outside. Oh! JD Sports a bit distracted over the shoulder, and leggings is going to get there.

She does it again, three titles in three days. Off past Vegas Gold for the lap of honour. Victorious!”

‘Two flies on a wall’

Heath also muses on competitive vegetable-buying in a market, an “international 4x4 pushchair formation final” as mothers wheel their babies through a park and a “spaniel speedway” commentary that was so popular he has started a website to sell T-shirts with the slogan on.

His ironic take is inspired by British commentating icons, as well as television character Alan Partridge.

Heath, whose Twitter following is now more than 126,000, told AFP: “It’s been much more popular than I expected. I was just doing the parody voice I used when I was writing some comedy a few years ago.

“There’s some Brian Moore, Barry Davies, a couple of dollops of Partridge. I saw my character as someone who could make two flies on a wall sound interesting.” - AFP

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